The best mission statement in the world was issued almost 150 years ago.

It was short, sweet and to the point containing only six words.

That statement would not have been issued today.

 

A "mission statement" specialist might have stepped in and offered advice.

 

"Now sir, remember that you are in charge and the way you act sets a pattern

for your employees...

 

"Well damn it.."

 

Now, now Sir, that is EXACTLY what I am talking about. Swearing is not appropriate.

 

Now let's talk about mission statements."

 

"What the hell? Isn't a mission a small church? "

 

"No. no sir. A mission statement personifies why your company exists."

 

"Well, we exist to beat the crap out of those bastards..."

 

"Sir, remember that you cannot just toss off a mission statement."

 

"Why the hell not ? I'd like to toss your sweet ass off..."

 

"Sir, remember I have been hired to help you prepare a mission statement that

will personify the essence of your company and motivate your employees to achieve

their maximum inner potential, while your  company, also through the mission statement,

tries to maximize its core values .. "

 

"Look, I have a job to do here. Why don't you just write that church statement and..."

 

 

 

 

"Mission statement Sir. It is a mission statement, sir"

"Well, just write that damn thing and ...."

"Now Sir, no one has ever been motivated by swearing."

"Well they can kiss my ...."

Sir, I think one of your subordinates wants to tell you something."

"What is it Jones?"

"The whole harbor is mined with torpedoes and the USS Tecumseh just got blown up.

The men want to withdraw to a safer location."

"They do"

"Yes Sir..."

Well Jones tell them this: " DAMN THE TORPEDOES FULL SPEED AHEAD!"

Yes SIR!

And Jones...

Yes Sir. Can you throw this mission statement writer overboard. Thanks

Yes Sir and more...

 

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